To whom it concerned;

For too long your hand was in my pocket and I didn’t notice

The sensations fluctuated and I remained lame

Then one day I actually sprang erect

Seriously credit card, you ruined our affair

To whom it may concern;

Thanks for listening big bank, I missed my benefits

To think, staying within my limits

But your sutra is less than kama for vendors

Dear Vendors;

I know you want to please,

But the banks give you the squeeze

But I feel without more accommodation to my desires my I will leave

Banks, vendors, it is time my credit/debit card is embraced and stroked with ease

Dear banks;

It is 2018

Vendors should not bleed

Please work with the broader we

Lower those dam fees